in the shits

May 2, 2017

Tonight I am shitty about life. I’m annoyed at myself that I haven’t been able to get a blog post finished and uploaded. I’m annoyed at my new friends for turning out to be a lot shittier than I thought they were going to be. I’m annoyed that I am being a boring, big armed, angry blob. I’m annoyed that … More in the shits

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April 11, 2017

I’m typing these words on a Tuesday morning, in between bites of cold, buttered pancakes. My tea is steaming away at my right elbow. The 500 Days of Summer soundtrack is playing. The dishwasher is swooshing soapy water around dirty dishes and I’m sitting down with my trusty (slightly dusty) computer, typing what you’re reading right now. … More number 1